Pokoknya, ini pas Alay-alaynya aku..
Aku sadar aku jelek,, hehe, tapi jujur, editingnya bisa buat bagus. :P
WELCOME.....
^^
Sabtu, 16 Juli 2011
PHOTOAHOLIC
GuE mOw pAmErr-p4meR foT-0 gueHH, ke El0HH cEmuAhh,, sumpah alay!!
Pokoknya, ini pas Alay-alaynya aku..
Aku sadar aku jelek,, hehe, tapi jujur, editingnya bisa buat bagus. :P
Udah, itu aja aku yang bego dan jelek.
Pokoknya, ini pas Alay-alaynya aku..Aku sadar aku jelek,, hehe, tapi jujur, editingnya bisa buat bagus. :P
FILM euh
Ini agak-agak parno nih... Ceritanya tuh, hari ini, si mas Bimo muter film horor gitu. Dan seperti biasa, kalo ada anak muter film,, semua pada ngumpul sampe desek-desekan. Pertama tuh ada orang gila di RSJ yang di goda-goda sama dokternya. Trus ngamuk dan mbunuh dokternya. Nggilani banget. Dokternya yang gendut di tusuk pake senter sampe bolong. Trus dokter yang satu lagi di--entah diapain-- pokoknya sampe matanya copot, ihhhh...... Trus trusss..., ceritanya, orgil tu kabur dan masuk ke rumah bekas rumah hantu gitu. Kebetulan, ada beberapa remaja gitu pada mau gituan ditempat itu. Nah, pas mereka gituan,(sumpah nggilaniiii!!!!) trus dibunuh satu-satu sama si orgil. Untuk menghemat waktu, si Bimo mempercepat film nya. Bukan cuma buat ngehemat waktu, itu juga buat menghindari tontonan yang dilarang bagi anak di bawah umur. Tapi, sialnya,,, nyepetinnya itu ngepas banget sama gambar "piiiiiipppp....." yang "piiiiipppppp........piiipppiipppp..." Nah, begitulah, sekian..
Pak!! Sadarlah, kau bukan cewek!
Ini cerita singkat yang membuatku sangat kaget setengah mati. Suatu hari, aku diajak si Kesia ke kamar mandi. Bukan buat aneh-aneh lhooo. Cuma nemeni doang. Awas kalo mikir aneh-aneh. Cerita punya adik namanya ceritanya, si Kesia udah masuk ke dalem kamar mandi. Bentuknya kamar mandi cewek tuh ada koridor trus ada sekitar 6 bilik kamar mandi. Kamar mandi terdepan khusus buat guru-guru cewek. Nah, si Kesia dah masuk, aku seperti biasa nunggu di koridornya. Belum lama berselang aku lihat guruku namanya Pak KR (Keong Racun, wahaahhahahahahahaa) alias Pak Djoko. Pak Djoko kelihatan bingung banget lihat kanan (yang kebetulan kamar mandi guru cowok) dan kiri. Memastikan tak ada orang (kelihatannya). Dan akhirnya, tanpa ada ekspresi bersalah atau apa, (dan kayanya juga nggak lihat ada aku di sana) Pak Djoko tiba-tiba masuk ke kamar mandi guru cewek. Aku refleks teriak dengan kagetnya, "Pak Djokooo!!!" Waha, tapi pak Djokonya dah masuk ke kamar mandi. Kesia keluar beberapa saat kemudian dan bertanya, "Tadi kenapa, Ya?" Aku cerita ke Kesia dan sambil keluar kamar mandi aku memastikan sesuatu. Ternyata pintu kamar mandi guru cowoknya tutup. Wah, wah... Tapi sadarlah, bapak guruku... aku di sana dan kau bukanlah cewek.
Jumat, 15 Juli 2011
Guruku yang Memaksa
Ini cerita beberapa hari setelah masuk kelas sembilan. Emm, empat harilah, sejak pertama masuk. Nah, cerita bercerita, waktu itu pelajaran bahasa Indonesia. Guruku, sebut saja namanya Bu Daryani ( memang ),, Nah, beliau ini sudah punya cucu, berarti sudah tua. Di kelasku, Bu Dar punya anak. Wuahaaa,, maksudnya bukan melahirkan ato anak sungguhan,,, itu anak kesayangan, yang paling dihafalin sejak kelas tuju. Namanya Bima. Biasa dipanggil 'Mas Bimo' sama bu guruku ini. Trus temen-temen pada ikut-ikutan jadinya -___-
Oke, tapi waktu itu si Bimo nggak masuk, jadi nggak usah mbicarain Bimo. Hari itu, bu Daryani masuk dan hal yang ditanyakannya, "Mas Bimo mana?" <.< lanjut. Bu Daryani lalu mengajar materi nggak jelas tentang 'Memberi Kritik dan Saran'.. Nah, anak-anak di kelas disuruh buka buku paket baru. Eh, gila ya,, hari itu terima buku banyak beud. Jadi tasnya pada penuh-penuh. --Back to the story, Di bukunya itu ada dua gambar tas. Tulisannya A dan B. Gambar A ada gambar tiga tas, gambar B dua tas. Bu Daryani tanya, "Menurut kalian, mana yang lebih baik dari dua tas itu? Hm, yang mana?" anak-anak menjawab, "Yang B, bu.." "Alasannya?" "Karena motifnya bagus." Jeda sejenak, bu guru berpikir. "Lho, bukan yang A ya? Yang A kan bagus, ada rajutannya, jadi lebih berseni. Bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla..........." bu guru mendiskripsikan kehebatan gambar tas A. "Jadi pilih yang mana?"Tanya Bu Dar akhirnya. "Yang Beeeeee...."jawab anak-anak."Lho, tetep yang B ya?"bu guru bingung.
Hikhikhikhikhik,,, anak-anak pada mengikik."Lha kan yang B itu hanya bagus motifnya saja. Yang A lebih berseni. Kan kalo A tu...Bla bla bla bla bla bla bla..." (diulang lagi) "Sekarang milih yang mana?" WAH SUMPAH!!! NI GURU MAKSA! "Yang Beeeeee..."jawab anak-anak sambil ngikik. Lalu, si Aaron bilang gini keras banget, "Wah mekso, ha ha ha ha." Lalu bu Guru ikutan ketawa tapi nggak rela. "Yah ya udah yang B. Lho bukan yang A ya??" Hahahahhahahaa... Sumpah!
Pelajaran pun dilanjutkan,, kami belajar kalo berpendapat nggak boleh dipaksa, dll, pokoke gitu. Nah trus, begonya (situasinya lhoo, bukan gurunya...), bu Guru ngambil contoh gambar tas lagi. Plak! Nepuk jidat. "Nah, jadi kalian tadi pilih yang B ya, bukan yang A. Ya, harus ada alasannya, kalo yang A kan bagus, ada rendanya,...............bla bla bla....."Kami ketawa lebih keras. Guru yang meksooo.. -___- HUAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA........
Oke, tapi waktu itu si Bimo nggak masuk, jadi nggak usah mbicarain Bimo. Hari itu, bu Daryani masuk dan hal yang ditanyakannya, "Mas Bimo mana?" <.< lanjut. Bu Daryani lalu mengajar materi nggak jelas tentang 'Memberi Kritik dan Saran'.. Nah, anak-anak di kelas disuruh buka buku paket baru. Eh, gila ya,, hari itu terima buku banyak beud. Jadi tasnya pada penuh-penuh. --Back to the story, Di bukunya itu ada dua gambar tas. Tulisannya A dan B. Gambar A ada gambar tiga tas, gambar B dua tas. Bu Daryani tanya, "Menurut kalian, mana yang lebih baik dari dua tas itu? Hm, yang mana?" anak-anak menjawab, "Yang B, bu.." "Alasannya?" "Karena motifnya bagus." Jeda sejenak, bu guru berpikir. "Lho, bukan yang A ya? Yang A kan bagus, ada rajutannya, jadi lebih berseni. Bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla..........." bu guru mendiskripsikan kehebatan gambar tas A. "Jadi pilih yang mana?"Tanya Bu Dar akhirnya. "Yang Beeeeee...."jawab anak-anak."Lho, tetep yang B ya?"bu guru bingung.
Hikhikhikhikhik,,, anak-anak pada mengikik."Lha kan yang B itu hanya bagus motifnya saja. Yang A lebih berseni. Kan kalo A tu...Bla bla bla bla bla bla bla..." (diulang lagi) "Sekarang milih yang mana?" WAH SUMPAH!!! NI GURU MAKSA! "Yang Beeeeee..."jawab anak-anak sambil ngikik. Lalu, si Aaron bilang gini keras banget, "Wah mekso, ha ha ha ha." Lalu bu Guru ikutan ketawa tapi nggak rela. "Yah ya udah yang B. Lho bukan yang A ya??" Hahahahhahahaa... Sumpah!
Pelajaran pun dilanjutkan,, kami belajar kalo berpendapat nggak boleh dipaksa, dll, pokoke gitu. Nah trus, begonya (situasinya lhoo, bukan gurunya...), bu Guru ngambil contoh gambar tas lagi. Plak! Nepuk jidat. "Nah, jadi kalian tadi pilih yang B ya, bukan yang A. Ya, harus ada alasannya, kalo yang A kan bagus, ada rendanya,...............bla bla bla....."Kami ketawa lebih keras. Guru yang meksooo.. -___- HUAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA........
bingung
aku bingung...
AKU BINGUNG!!!!!!
kok sumpah aku kurang kerjaan banget,
mau tau kenapa aku bingung?
aku juga bingung.
aku bingung mau nulis apa nih..
dalam rangka meningkatkan eksisitas sebagai blogger (apaan tuh?), aku ingin mengisi blogku dengan hal yang bermutu.
tapi tahu kan, itu hal tingkat tinggi.
para blogger yang sukses,, biasanya postingannya keren.
aku pengen punya satu postingan yang keren.. nggak cuma pamer novel nggak ndadiku.
AKU PENGEN KEREN!!!tapi masalahnya,, aku bukan orang yang keren. Lihat aja gayaku kaya ibu-ibu, eh, bahkan pernah suatu kali nih, aku pergi ke Indomaret deket rumahku yang kebetulan lagi direnovasi. Ceritanya, aku ngajak adikku. Aku ke sana mau beli sikat gigi, mau ngganti sikat gigiku yang udah lumutan. Waktu itu aku pake baju bekasnya bapakku yang kegedhean. Aku suka baju yang gedhe.. Nah, sampe di Indomaret, aku segera cepet-cepet ke tempat sikat. Di sampingku ada tukang yang ngerenovasi tuh Indomaret. Sewaktu lagi milih sikat yang seharga dengan duit di kantong, tukangnya nanya, "Mbak, ini anaknya ya?" *nunjuk adikku. Hal itu menandakan, aku sudah pantes jadi ibunya adikku. OMMMMMOOOOO!!!!
Next, kenapa aku nggak keren, aku nggak unyu. Aku suka orang yang unyu macam Poconggg dan Raditya Dika, dan temenku Agri, dan Vanya, dan banyak lagi. Mereka orang yang unyu. Unyunya, mereka unyu karena tulisan mereka. Bahasa mereka tuh patut ditiru. Tapi, KENAPA!!!!!??? Kenapa aku gak pernah bisa kaya mereka??? Kenapa aku nggak unyu? kenapa tulisanku jelek? kenapa aku bernafas??
Intinya, mungkin blog ku nggak akan pernah bisa bagus. Aku mau blog ku bagus. SUMPAH. Tapi nggak bisa. Jadi mohon dimaklumi bagi para bloggers yang pernah liat nih blog gak mutu. Terimakasih :)
Kamis, 14 Juli 2011
RESUME - HISTORY OF TECHNOLOGY
HISTORY OF TECHNOLOGY
By : Laurentia OP / 9G / 14
DEFINITION OF TECHNOLOGY
Technology is a science metode to do one or more purpose; things that help human life or give them many benefit.
RELATIONSHIP BETWEEN SCIENCE AND TECHNOLOGY
If we talk about Technology, the word ‘SCIENCE’ usually axist. Why? That’s because there’s a relationship between Science and Technology. The Technology and Science always advance together. A new Scientific invention can creat various new Technology inventions and new Technology invention will stronger the scientific finding. Example, if people knew the work of eyes and could find it’s disease (Scientific invention) so they would try to found things can help them solve the problem. So, they found glasses, microscope, etc. (Technology invention). The conclution is Science make the Technology and Technology help people to learn about Science.
HISTORY OF TECHNOLOGY
Technology always grow and develop everytime. It because over time people need more technology for life. So, people try to make new technology. Several types of technology that have big effect for human life are :
COMMUNICATION AND INFORMATION
Communication is very important for human life. Therefore, it continues to get better from time to time. First, people communicate by using simple tools such as smoke or light. But then discovered writings that allows humans. Writing is the oldest form of communication, developed by the merchants. Then, the paper also made in China at 105 BC. Then, in the early 19th century, discovered the phone. Next, people started creating different types of communication technologies such as faximail, computer, mobile phone, and internet. It's certainly easier for people to communicate globally. Until now, communication and information is still growing.
TRANSPORTATION
Besides communication, transportation is also very important for human life. Humans who want to travel certainly want more easily. Thus there developed a variety of transport technologies. Thousands of years ago, people traveled by foot. Then, people thought to make the wheels. In 2500 BC, humans began to use the horsepower to ground transportation. Then around the 1800s, humans began creating bicycles. Bicycles began to grow, up came the motorized bicycle and car from steam-powered until the fuel-powered in 19th century. Since invented the steam engine, also creates a train running on rails. Not only need vehicles for ground transportation, people who want to cross the waters also need the vehicle. Then came the sailing ships that take advantage of the wind in the year 1200. The ship continues to grow from sailing ships, steam ships, to modern ships like now. since ancient, the human desired to fly. So, many inventors are thinking. The successful first flight was using an air balloon in 1783. Then continue with the discovery of the aircraft by the Wright brothers. Since then, the aircraft continued to evolve to become more modern.
AGRICULTURAL
Agriculture is one of the important sectors for the country of Indonesia. However, agriculture in Indonesia is still less developed than other countries. In fact, Indonesia opportunity to develop a huge field of agriculture. The history of agriculture has been started since ancient times. Humans cultivate the land and vegetation to be consumed. However, if only by human power alone, it might be difficult. So, created a variety of technologies. Like the pirates (pembajak) who have been around since 3500 BC, then in 1838 was found also reapers (pemanen), and in 1910 used the method of spraying the fields with low-flying aircraft.
MEDICAL
Medical technology continues to grow because of disease progression in humans. Health technology has been known since the days before the century by many countries in many different ways of healing respectively. For example, the countries in Asia at that time have known the traditional medicines. Now, medical science growing, not only the elements of the medicine but also in it’s tools. For example a syringe in 1850. Syringe help people to use many medicine other than being swallowed. Other tools such as ultrasound and x-rays are also beginning to emerge as the development era.
CONSTRUCTION AND ARCHITECTURE
500,000 years ago, humans lived in huts made of twigs and wood. However, over the period, about 10,000 BC, humans use the land and stones to build houses. Later, discovered a variety of materials and other ways that are easier to build a house or a better place to live. Like the invention of cement that holds the bricks and the construction stackable roof has been used since 640 BC. The other devices were also found construction work, such as plumbline, workmate, etc.. Tools and other materials that home builders continue to grow since then include the use of iron and paint.
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By : Laurentia OP / 9G / 14
DEFINITION OF TECHNOLOGY
Technology is a science metode to do one or more purpose; things that help human life or give them many benefit.
RELATIONSHIP BETWEEN SCIENCE AND TECHNOLOGY
If we talk about Technology, the word ‘SCIENCE’ usually axist. Why? That’s because there’s a relationship between Science and Technology. The Technology and Science always advance together. A new Scientific invention can creat various new Technology inventions and new Technology invention will stronger the scientific finding. Example, if people knew the work of eyes and could find it’s disease (Scientific invention) so they would try to found things can help them solve the problem. So, they found glasses, microscope, etc. (Technology invention). The conclution is Science make the Technology and Technology help people to learn about Science.
HISTORY OF TECHNOLOGY
Technology always grow and develop everytime. It because over time people need more technology for life. So, people try to make new technology. Several types of technology that have big effect for human life are :
COMMUNICATION AND INFORMATION
Communication is very important for human life. Therefore, it continues to get better from time to time. First, people communicate by using simple tools such as smoke or light. But then discovered writings that allows humans. Writing is the oldest form of communication, developed by the merchants. Then, the paper also made in China at 105 BC. Then, in the early 19th century, discovered the phone. Next, people started creating different types of communication technologies such as faximail, computer, mobile phone, and internet. It's certainly easier for people to communicate globally. Until now, communication and information is still growing.
TRANSPORTATION
Besides communication, transportation is also very important for human life. Humans who want to travel certainly want more easily. Thus there developed a variety of transport technologies. Thousands of years ago, people traveled by foot. Then, people thought to make the wheels. In 2500 BC, humans began to use the horsepower to ground transportation. Then around the 1800s, humans began creating bicycles. Bicycles began to grow, up came the motorized bicycle and car from steam-powered until the fuel-powered in 19th century. Since invented the steam engine, also creates a train running on rails. Not only need vehicles for ground transportation, people who want to cross the waters also need the vehicle. Then came the sailing ships that take advantage of the wind in the year 1200. The ship continues to grow from sailing ships, steam ships, to modern ships like now. since ancient, the human desired to fly. So, many inventors are thinking. The successful first flight was using an air balloon in 1783. Then continue with the discovery of the aircraft by the Wright brothers. Since then, the aircraft continued to evolve to become more modern.
AGRICULTURAL
Agriculture is one of the important sectors for the country of Indonesia. However, agriculture in Indonesia is still less developed than other countries. In fact, Indonesia opportunity to develop a huge field of agriculture. The history of agriculture has been started since ancient times. Humans cultivate the land and vegetation to be consumed. However, if only by human power alone, it might be difficult. So, created a variety of technologies. Like the pirates (pembajak) who have been around since 3500 BC, then in 1838 was found also reapers (pemanen), and in 1910 used the method of spraying the fields with low-flying aircraft.
MEDICAL
Medical technology continues to grow because of disease progression in humans. Health technology has been known since the days before the century by many countries in many different ways of healing respectively. For example, the countries in Asia at that time have known the traditional medicines. Now, medical science growing, not only the elements of the medicine but also in it’s tools. For example a syringe in 1850. Syringe help people to use many medicine other than being swallowed. Other tools such as ultrasound and x-rays are also beginning to emerge as the development era.
CONSTRUCTION AND ARCHITECTURE
500,000 years ago, humans lived in huts made of twigs and wood. However, over the period, about 10,000 BC, humans use the land and stones to build houses. Later, discovered a variety of materials and other ways that are easier to build a house or a better place to live. Like the invention of cement that holds the bricks and the construction stackable roof has been used since 640 BC. The other devices were also found construction work, such as plumbline, workmate, etc.. Tools and other materials that home builders continue to grow since then include the use of iron and paint.
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Kamis, 19 Mei 2011
FRIENDSHIP
aku pernah bilang persahabatan itu kaya soal olimpiade matematika,, itu khusus buat masalahku sekarang ini.. jadi gini :
kaya olimpiade maksudnya ada banyak pilihan dan rumit banget. Kalo x keluar dari persamaan, bilangan tak genap, kalo x keluar bersama y, bilangan yang didapet gak perfect, tapi kalo x masuk ke persamaan, bilangan akan dapat masalah karena hasilnya bakal terlalu lebih,, jadi tak ada jalan lain buat mencapai SOLUSI..
nah, kok bisa gitu??
gini, ceritanya aku punya sahabat, nama mereka vanya ( www.evanyavsad.blogspot.com ), kesia, dan intan ( www.akudankamu.blogspot.com )...
aku sudah lama bersahabat dengan mereka,, nah, lalu sahabat lama kami yang bernama Yorri datang. Dia sedang ada masalah sama sahabat barunya.., jadi dia mendekati kami berusaha untuk berteman lagi dengan kami..
Jadi dia mendekati vanya.. Akhir-akhir ini mereka jadi dekeeettt banget... Nah, begitulah, aku, intan, dan kesia nggak terima.. Lalu kami sedikit diem-dieman sama anya..
Di tengah2 masalah muncullah kata2 "weneedtotalk"-ku. Itu adalah sistem penyelesaian masalah dengan cara ngomong baik-baik (wushhh...!)
Akhirnya, kami membicarakan masalah ini baik-baik alis weneedtotalk.. Tapi, seperti yang aku bilang : ada banyak pilihan dan rumit banget. Kalo x (yorri) keluar dari persamaan (persahabatan), bilangan tak genap (dia sama siapa?), kalo x keluar bersama y (yorri dan vanya), bilangan yang didapet gak perfect (aku, kesia, intan gimana?), tapi kalo x masuk ke persamaan, bilangan akan dapat masalah karena hasilnya bakal terlalu lebih (intan dan kesia yang pernah punya masalah sama yorri gak terima),, jadi tak ada jalan lain buat mencapai SOLUSI..
Tapi ternyata cara weneedtotalk ku berhasil.. kami mengambil keputusan bahwa Yorri kami jadikan teman saja bukan sahabat,, dan akhir2nya,, Yorri dan teman barunya berbaikkan lagi.. YEY!
Kesimpulannya : kalau ada masalah dalam sebuah persahabatan, gunakan weneedtotalk.. omongkan unek2 didepan orang yang diunek-uneki dan everything will be happy ending (sok inggris,, salah kabeh!!)
semoga membantu...
kaya olimpiade maksudnya ada banyak pilihan dan rumit banget. Kalo x keluar dari persamaan, bilangan tak genap, kalo x keluar bersama y, bilangan yang didapet gak perfect, tapi kalo x masuk ke persamaan, bilangan akan dapat masalah karena hasilnya bakal terlalu lebih,, jadi tak ada jalan lain buat mencapai SOLUSI..
nah, kok bisa gitu??
gini, ceritanya aku punya sahabat, nama mereka vanya ( www.evanyavsad.blogspot.com ), kesia, dan intan ( www.akudankamu.blogspot.com )...
aku sudah lama bersahabat dengan mereka,, nah, lalu sahabat lama kami yang bernama Yorri datang. Dia sedang ada masalah sama sahabat barunya.., jadi dia mendekati kami berusaha untuk berteman lagi dengan kami..
Jadi dia mendekati vanya.. Akhir-akhir ini mereka jadi dekeeettt banget... Nah, begitulah, aku, intan, dan kesia nggak terima.. Lalu kami sedikit diem-dieman sama anya..
Di tengah2 masalah muncullah kata2 "weneedtotalk"-ku. Itu adalah sistem penyelesaian masalah dengan cara ngomong baik-baik (wushhh...!)
Akhirnya, kami membicarakan masalah ini baik-baik alis weneedtotalk.. Tapi, seperti yang aku bilang : ada banyak pilihan dan rumit banget. Kalo x (yorri) keluar dari persamaan (persahabatan), bilangan tak genap (dia sama siapa?), kalo x keluar bersama y (yorri dan vanya), bilangan yang didapet gak perfect (aku, kesia, intan gimana?), tapi kalo x masuk ke persamaan, bilangan akan dapat masalah karena hasilnya bakal terlalu lebih (intan dan kesia yang pernah punya masalah sama yorri gak terima),, jadi tak ada jalan lain buat mencapai SOLUSI..
Tapi ternyata cara weneedtotalk ku berhasil.. kami mengambil keputusan bahwa Yorri kami jadikan teman saja bukan sahabat,, dan akhir2nya,, Yorri dan teman barunya berbaikkan lagi.. YEY!
Kesimpulannya : kalau ada masalah dalam sebuah persahabatan, gunakan weneedtotalk.. omongkan unek2 didepan orang yang diunek-uneki dan everything will be happy ending (sok inggris,, salah kabeh!!)
semoga membantu...
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